Wednesday, December 11, 2019

Before The Photo.....

Nancy Pelosi:  Okay gang, time to put our masks on and fool the moronic American people yet one more time.  As Chairman Nadler makes the announcement at the podium, the rest of us will put our MOST SOMBER and SERIOUS faces on.  We cannot project that we are happy at all about this impeachment.  We have to make it seem like it really PAINS us to have to do this to a President.  Yes, Mr. Schiff?

Adam Schiff:  But Madame Speaker, how can I possibly do that?  I'm so excited and filled with such joy over pulling this off I can hardly stand still!  (giggles like a little girl)

Nancy Pelosi:  Listen, Schiff, if Maxine Waters can look serious since she's been calling for this since 2016, you can contain yourself for 10 minutes. Once the photo op is done we'll meet back here and you all can let loose.  One last thing, who has the initial research on the impeachment macros against Pence?


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3 comments:

DougM said...

Sorry, obvious joke
My very next click send me here
http://patriotretort.com/nancy-is-up-to-her-obamacare-tricks-again/

Holger Awakens said...

Hahaha Doug,

I love that photo at patriot retort. Gotta wonder how long it took them to find a room with a painting of Washington - my guess is they usually hang out in the room with the one of Lenin.

:Holger

Lord of the Fleas said...

Borrowing (ie stealing) from a couple of others elsewhere - please note that everyone in that particular photo-op (ie the leadership of the Dem House caucus) is from either NY or CA.

And that, children, is why you guys have an Electoral College.

Any questions?