Saturday, June 30, 2018

Some People Are Put On Earth Just So We Can Laugh Our Asses Off At Them

Friday, June 22, 2018

You Know Your Latest Strategy Has Traction When the Iranian Ayatollah Gets Behind It

“Seeing the images of the crime of separating thousands of children from their mothers in America makes a person exasperated,” Ayatollah Ali Khamenei said, according to his website. “But the Americans separate the children from the immigrant parents with complete maliciousness.”



Monday, June 18, 2018

Best Blog Comment Nomination

 From Sondrakistan.

And the Tojo Prize for best Kabuki for 2018 goes to…drum roll… the IG FBI Report.

MLK delivered his famous “I Have A Dream Speech” in Washington DC.
My version goes like this:
I had a dream I turned on the 11:00pm news and a breathless anchor was blubbering “…an armed crowd estimated at more than 500,000 has poured into the Washington DC area late this afternoon, many wearing MAGA hats. They have encircled all the major government offices in the Metro area, and also the homes of former Uhbama administration officials, where they’ve been seen dragging out bureaucrats and politicians; others have been seen throwing ropes over trees and lampposts and one group was seen erecting numerous wooden structures that look like gallows on the National Mall.
At this time we can only offer conjecture as to what they’re up to, as there was no bias in the IG Report issued yesterday…

Comment by dick, not quite dead white guy — June 15, 2018 @ 4:28 pm

Thursday, June 14, 2018

On the Way To the Woodshed....

First off, David, "help spur gun violence" would mean to INSPIRE gun violence or INCREASE gun violence.

From Merriam Webster Dictionary: 

2 : a goad to action : stimulus

Secondly, what does an Islamic terrorist attack on a gay night club have to do with a lower income kid trying to help his family?  The Pulse nightclub shooter was a 29 year old, married Muslim terrorist 


Sunday, June 10, 2018

Have You Ever Noticed....

Yes, have you ever noticed that when you enter a Walmart store they have you enter through the RIGHT door and when you enter a Target store they have you enter through the LEFT door?


Saturday, June 9, 2018

Give Me Your...

Monday, June 4, 2018

The Millenial Hermaphrodite