Tuesday, July 16, 2019

A Teaching Moment for Democrats





TO:  Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, Dick Durbin, AOC, Ilhan Omar, Rashida Tlaib, etc.


FROM:  Holger Awakens

RE:  An Education - Not the Public Schools Variety

Okay Ladies and Gentlemen, it's high time you were exposed to some learning.  Now, most of America realizes you think you know it all but sometimes you need a reminder as to just how ignorant and remedial you actually are.

Let's discuss immigration vs. illegal immigration since it has become obvious that you see NO difference. 

Sometimes lessons can best be learned using a real life example so allow me to continue.

If you walk into a bank and make a deposit, the bank will consider you a bank customer.
If you walk into a bank, put on a mask, pull out a .45 caliber pistol and demand all of their money, the bank (and law enforcement and yes, even you illiterates) will consider you a bank robber.

So far so good?  You have the difference between a bank CUSTOMER and bank ROBBER well in mind?

If you petition the U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services for citizenship, go through all required classes and fill out all required paperwork and follow all of the rules, you will be deemed an immigrant to America.
If you wade across a river in the dead of night, stealing your way into America across the border, hiding in the shadows and thus creating a clandestine life here, you will be deemed an illegal immigrant to America.

See?  See how damn easy it all is?  I will expect all of you to incorporate the term "illegal immigrant" or "illegal alien" into your discussion points about immigration in this country as I'm sure all of you want to dispel the notion of your complete ignorance and/or stupidity that currently exists.

There will be no charge for this tutoring but if I need to travel to Washington D.C. in the future for additional hands on training, fees will be assessed.


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