Are You Man Enough To Be An FBI Agent?
The FBI in Portland has listed their criteria for candidates for agent in the state of Oregon:
- You must have the determination to kill an unarmed 54 year old civilian
- You must be able to effectively sneak up on your targeted 54 year old civilian from behind and shoot him three times in the back until he dies
- You must have the toughness to kill said subject while he stands in waist deep snow and holds his arms up in the air
- You must have nerves of steel so that you can hold a press conference and state that your shooting was justified
- You must have the uncanny ability to lie that you didn't shoot your weapon while keeping a straight face
- You must have the shooting accuracy from 15 yards to be able to shoot out the vehicle window with a teen age girl behind it
2 comments:
I also believe that an FBI agent should have the ability to help schedule a citizens meeting and then ambush said citizens in route to the meeting place.
A good FBI agent also has the Iraq methods of urban warfare memorized. This includes the correct and proper placement of a kill box.
Doug
Touche' Doug,
Excellent additions.
Holger
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