Monday, August 26, 2013

Al Qaeda In Iraq Issues Statement That Al Qaeda Widows Should Have Sex With Any and All Al Qaeda Jihadis To Boost Morale

What a religion, huh?  In a nutshell, the leaders of al Qaeda in Iraq are telling all of the women who lost their al Qaeda husbands to mortar rounds, or blowing themselves up or getting a JDAM up their ass....that they really need to buck up and start spreading their legs for the al Qaeda troops still active in the revolution so that the jihadis' morale will go up (know, i didn't totally go there).  Oh and by the way, if you're an al Qaeda widow in Iraq, you better be willing to travel to service the jihadis in Syria.

So ladies, stop your sobbing and wimpering and mourning and get on your back for our boys!

The story comes from ABNA via The Religion of Peace.

Al-Qaeda’s Indecent Proposal to Widows

(Ahlul Bayt News Agency) - Governor of al-Khalis in Iraq’s Diyala Province, Oudai Al Khadran, was quoted by al-Sumeria news that "Intelligence cells commissioned with monitoring al-Qaeda’s activities within Diyala’s borders have reported that the highly-ranked officials in the organization urged the widows of the commanders and members to abide by the sexual Jihad Fatwa".

"This Fatwa allows al-Qaeda’s women to have sexual intercourse with members of the organization to lift their morale," he said.

"The attempt to implement the Sexual Jihad Fatwa issued by clergymen that support the armed groups in Syria proves that such laws are transnational. This also points out that al-Qaeda’s course of action in Syria or in any other country is closely related to the events that are taking place in Iraq," he added.

"Al Qaeda’s Fatwas issued in the previous years by crooked clergymen have done harm to Islam," Khadran said.

He further stressed the importance of "standing up to these jurists and fighting extremist tendencies that blemish the humanitarian values of Islam".

The sexual Jihad Fatwa made its first appearance in Syria a few months ago and it allowed for armed members to have sexual intercourse with women for a determined period of time as per a momentary contract that loses effect after a few hours.

This will allow other men to sign a similar contract and women to sleep with more than one man per day.

The call has been followed with several cases of rapes and sexual assaults on women and girls in Syria who fall victim to extremist al-Qaeda militants.

The insurgency in Syria which is going on with US strong support is showing vicious incidents of human rights violations, almost all ignored by the western and regional allies of Washington.

The fact that al-Qaeda and other extremist groups are gaining more attention in Syria has mounted worries among Muslim clerics and prominent figures who are concerned by the impressions left on the image of Islam world by the unacceptable acts of extremism done in the name of Islam.