Monday, December 10, 2012

Can You Say "Paranoia Will Destroya?" Sudan Claims They Have Israeli Spy Vulture In Custody

Oh yeah, the Sudanese are all over it baby!  They have foiled the plans of the IDF and Mossad by capturing a vulture that had flown over Sudan - the Sudanese government has revealed that the vulture has GPS tracking on it which can electronically transmit electronic images back to Israel!

I wonder if the Sudanese military noticed the Israeli drone flying overhead as they wrestled the vulture to the ground?

The story comes from Israel National News.

Sudan Captures Israeli 'Spy Vulture'

Sudanese officials announced Monday that they have captured an electronically-tagged vulture suspected of being dispatched by Israel on a spying mission.

The suspicious bird was found to be tagged with an Israeli GPS chip, which is capable of broadcasting images via satellite, as well as a leg band labeled "Israel Nature Service" and "Hebrew University, Jerusalem", the Egyptian El Balad newspaper reported.

Israel's National Parks Service dismissed the allegations, saying that both the band and the GPS chip were standard migration trackers.

Tensions between the two countries become increasingly tense after Sudan accused Israel of carrying out the bombing of a munitions depot near the Sudanese capital of Khartoum in October.

The depot was reportedly supplying Hamas terrorists with weapons to use against the Jewish state. Israel has not commented on the raid.

In May, Turkey similarly accused Israel of implanting a bird with surveillance devices that officials claimed the Jewish state was using for espionage purposes.

Zoological conspiracy theories, accusing Israel of embedding animals with surveillance devices in order to gather intelligence information and attack against civilian populations, have long been propagated by the Arab media as a way of inciting against the Jewish state and alleging of “Zionist plots.”


Bigfoot said...

Here ya go.

Findalis said...

The name of the agent has been released: Agent Vered (Means Rose). She takes her place along side of Sammy the Shark, Moshe the Monkey, Hymie the Hippo, George the Giraffe and her father Vinnie the Vulture.

And still the Israelis have many more animal agents standing by, waiting for orders, carrying miniature cameras.