Sunday, December 2, 2012

As They Say....Timing Is Everything...Jihadi's Suicide Bomb Vest Goes Off Early Killing Him On Motorcycle

You know, the quality of Pakistani suicide bombers is going down.  Much like test scores for America's youth, the effectiveness of Pakistani jihadi suicide bomb attacks continues to sink as yet another jihadi had a premature "boom" on his suicide bomb.

I wonder, if your suicide bomb vest goes off early and you don't kill any infidels, just yourself...do you get to enter Paradise?  Do you only get 36 virgins?

From News Track India via The Religion of Peace.



Suicide bomber, aide killed in premature detonation of bomb-vest in Pak


Peshawar, Dec. 2 (ANI): A suicide bomber and his helper were killed when his suicide vest went off prematurely in near Yaktot in Pakistan late on Saturday night.

"The bomber was riding a bike and perhaps his jacket went off accidently which left him dead on the spot and also destroyed the motorbike," The Express Tribune quoted sub-inspector Sartaj Khan of the Wazir Bagh police post, as saying.

"We don't know about the target and what the suicide bomber and his helper were doing in the cold night at the back of a deserted petrol pump," he added.

Khan said they called in the Bomb Disposal Squad (BDS) to inspect the site of the explosion as well as the body parts of the suicide bomber.

The powerful explosion had sent a shock wave of fear across the city. The place of the explosion was located after a good 30 minutes search by the police along the Ring Road.(ANI)

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

At least show the video of how he went "boom".

Alceste said...

Ha! It happens to all guys at one time or another! Boy his 36 virgins are in for an eternity of disappointment!

I actually saw a special on the Koran not too long ago where one professor postulated that certain verses were translated incorrectly due to the Syriac/Arabic languages being similar. Among them was the 72 virgins. He said it might have originally said a bowl of grapes...not 72 virgins. How many young men do you think would be recruited to blow themselves up for a bowl of grapes!?