The Democrat National Convention Event Schedule

Democratic National Convention Schedule



4:00 PM – Opening Flag Burning Ceremony
4:05 PM – Singing of "God Damn America" led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright
4:10 PM – Pledge of Allegiance to Obama


4:15 PM – Ceremonial 'I hate America' led by Michelle Obama
4:30 PM – Tips on Dodging Sniper Fire – Hillary Clinton
4:45 PM –Al Sharpton Leads Castrati Choir in Singing "Great Balls of Fire"


5:00 PM – UFO Abduction Survival – Joe Biden
5:30 PM – Eliot Spitzer Speaks on "Family Values" via Satellite
5:45 PM – Tribute to All 57 States


6:00 PM – Joe Biden Delivers 100,000-Word Speech Featuring 23-Minute Question and 2-Hour Answer
8:30 PM – Airing of Grievances by the Clintons
9:00 PM – Bill Clinton Delivers Rousing Endorsement of why he should still be President
9:15 PM – Tribute Film to Freedom Fighters at Gitmo – Michael Moore-forward by Oliver Stone
9:45 PM – Personal Finance Seminar - Charlie Rangle
10:00 PM – Denunciation of Bitter Gun Owners-Eric Holder


10:30 PM – Ceremonial Waving of White Flag for IRAQ, & Afghanistan
11:00 PM – Obama Energy Plan Symposium/Tire Gauge Demo/One shower a week demo
11:15 PM – Free Occupy America rally/Replaces Free Blago Resko rally


11:30 PM – Obama Accepts Tony and Latin Grammy Awards
11:45 PM – Feeding of the Delegates with 5 Loaves and 2 Fish – Obama Presiding
12:00 AM – Official Nomination of Obama by Bill Maher
12:01 AM – Obama Accepts Nomination as Lord and Savior
12:05 AM – Celestial Choirs Sing
3:00 AM – Biden Delivers Acceptance Speech (Optional but stay for the laughs)



Note: There is one omission in the list above Memorial recognition of Obama's surrogate son,
Trayvon , will be in conjunction with the 12:05 AM event.
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OPTION : Closing with a Declaration of War on the taxpayer.
To be decided just before the Convention: The Demonization of ALL who would not submit......


(Hat Tip:  Henry Bowman)


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