Bin Laden Blog Comment of the Decade

I saw this included in a comment at Ace of Spades. Nothing to add, nothing to take away. Simply perfect.

I was praying the rug
Down at a place called The Jug
With a goat named Linda Lu
When in walked a man
With a gun in his hand
And he was looking for you know who.

He said, "Hey there fellow,
With the stain spreading yellow,
Watcha tryin' to prove?
'Cause that's my country there
And I'm a SEAL who cares
And this might be all for you."

I was scared and fearing for my life.
I was shakin' like a leaf on a tree.
'Cause he was lean, and mean,
And big and bad, Lord,
Pointin' that gun at me.

I said, "Wait a minute, mister,
I didn't even kiss her.
Don't want no trouble with you.
And I know you don't owe me
But I wish you'd let me
Ask one favor from you."

[Chorus]
"Won't you give me three steps,
Gimme three steps mister,
Gimme three steps towards the door?
Gimme three steps
Gimme three steps mister,
And you'll never see me no more."

The guards got blown away
And I began to pray
As their blood pooled on the floor.
And I'm telling you son,
Well, it ain't no fun
Staring straight down a forty-four.

Well he smiled then yelled Yippie Ki Yay
That's the moment he'd been training for.
And you could hear me screaming a mile away
As my brains got splattered on the floor.

- Zombie Bin Laden