he is said to dwell in the castle of Kronborg, his beard grown down to the floor, and to sleep there until some date when Denmark is in mortal danger, at which time he will rise up and deliver the nation
My translation skills are a bit rusty but I think the interviewed persons said, roughly - "He insisted that he was trying out for the new Spiderman play, but the lady in 8-D said he was watching her bend over to clean her bidet when he slipped." Second speaker - "We hate these calls; Vladimir radioed down to me that in the struggle, this bastard broke his new watchband. These people think only of themselves." Narrator: "Others who live in the complex said that the man was distraught over being second runner-up in the Barney Frank lookalike contest, and the disappointment to his aged mother was more than he could bear."
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I see that Russia has it's own share of people who's last words are "hold my beer and watch this"
My translation skills are a bit rusty but I think the interviewed persons said, roughly -
"He insisted that he was trying out for the new Spiderman play, but the lady in 8-D said he was watching her bend over to clean her bidet when he slipped."
Second speaker -
"We hate these calls; Vladimir radioed down to me that in the struggle, this bastard broke his new watchband. These people think only of themselves."
Narrator:
"Others who live in the complex said that the man was distraught over being second runner-up in the Barney Frank lookalike contest, and the disappointment to his aged mother was more than he could bear."
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