Friday, April 8, 2011

Since We Can't Burn Qur'ans Because It Causes Muslims To Riot and Kill, What Else Should We Stop Doing?


Over at The Religion of Peace, I found this small excerpt which truly hit home as we are coming off the Afghanistan and worldwide Muslim reaction to the Florida Qur'an burning and it seemed extremely appropriate:


If we should respect the Quran because not doing so causes Muslims to get angry and kill, then here are the other things we should stop doing:

Educating women. Selling alcohol. Extra-marital sex. Sharing a
non-Muslim religious faith. Democracy. Disaster relief. Sporting
events. Allowing women to dress as they please. Being gay. Being Hindu. Being Christian. Being Jewish. Being Buddhist. Being Sikh. Being Ahmadi. Being Sufi. Going to the wrong mosque...


I've decided that there are more things that we simply must stop doing so that Muslims stop killing:

  • Stop eating lunch at street-side cafes in Tel Aviv
  • Stop being a capitalist
  • Stop being an American, Brit, Frenchman, Dutchman, Dane, Norwegian, Swede, German, Australian, Canadian, Italian, Spaniard....
  • Stop letting women drive cars
  • Stop letting women retain their clitoris
  • Stop using modern technology
  • Stop referring to Mohammed without using the phrase "Peace be upon him"
  • Stop making any kind of drawing of Mohammed
  • Stop arresting Muslim males for rape
  • Stop being wives who complain about rape by their husbands
  • Stop being a Muslim girl in America who actually wants to date who she wants to
  • Stop wearing a crucifix around our necks
  • Stop following the Constitution and embrace sharia law
  • Stop singing " G_d Bless America "

What? The list is too long? Well, just remember there's a quick fix for all of you to avoid having to keep up with this very long (and incomplete) list....

....just convert to Islam.

2 comments:

Henry Bowman said...

An editorial from the Las Vegas RJ....You"ll have to copy and paste...........

http://www.lvrj.com/opinion/lessons-in-liberty-from-quran-burning-broadway-119462044.html

Bigfoot said...

No more eating pork or keeping dogs as pets, either.