The Ultimate Humiliation of Osama bin Laden - No, Not By America or Even Israel...But By His Own Son

I'm sorry but I'm laughing my ass off here right now after reading this article out of The Telegraph. I noticed the headline because it states that Osama bin Laden's son is saying that his father is still alive but that he doesn't know where he is hiding, but as I read further into the article, my eyes started to open wider and wider and wider and I thought to myself, this offspring of bin Laden has absolutely defamed his own father and the entire Wahhabi movement of islam. Here we have a son of the ultimate leader in islamic extremism acknowledging how much he adores......(wait for it)....Western culture! LMFAOOOOO!

From the story:

"It's a weak son who just wants to be like his daddy," he told the Sun.

"I still love him - of course I do - he's my father. That's a normal human situation. I miss him as a father but we are different. I want peace."

Mr Bin Laden also spoke about his love of American culture, saying that he enjoys Jim Carrey films, American football, rock music and even Laurel And Hardy.

He also said he wanted to visit America.

"My father said the only good thing to come out of America were weapons - like Stinger missiles.

"But I want to go to America and I would love to meet Drew Barrymore. I am single now and she is the most beautiful woman in Hollywood."

Hahahaha! I can picture it now...Omar bin Laden hob knobbing around Hollywood with Drew Barrymore on his arm, her hair openly flowing in the breeze, her low cut dress exposing her heaving breasts and milky white skin and a photo of the happy couple sipping champagne, listening to techno music and laughing with a couple of Hollywood executives shows up at old Papa bin Laden's cave in Pakistan....hahaha, I'm sorry but I'm nearly in tears here!

Here we have the offspring of bin Laden adoring the lifestyle of America while his father literally called for war on the world because a few Americans had the audacity to set foot on Saudi Arabian soil. And you thought Ronald Reagan was embarrassed by his son or Sarah Palin by her daughter's baby daddy!

So Osama, how's things with the family?

Osama bin Laden's son says his father is still alive



"My dad is on the Earth but I don't know where. He's still alive. If that sort of person dies, you could never make it a secret. The world changes if he dies," he said in an interview.
Mr Bin Laden, 29, said he still loved his father, but he does not want to be like him.

"It's a weak son who just wants to be like his daddy," he told the Sun.

"I still love him - of course I do - he's my father. That's a normal human situation. I miss him as a father but we are different. I want peace."

Mr Bin Laden also spoke about his love of American culture, saying that he enjoys Jim Carrey films, American football, rock music and even Laurel And Hardy.

He also said he wanted to visit America.

"My father said the only good thing to come out of America were weapons - like Stinger missiles.

"But I want to go to America and I would love to meet Drew Barrymore. I am single now and she is the most beautiful woman in Hollywood."

Responding to claims from his former wife that he had heard his father's voice in his head, he admitted he was suffering from depression because he missed his family.

"The dream I have is that he is driving a truck and I stand in his way so he has to change direction. I hope to change his way for good, but it's only a dream.

"I admit I'm suffering from depression and taking anti-depressants because of the worry about my family, including two brothers being held in Iran for nine years.

"They are innocent. They are not terrorists but they are very down that they cannot leave Iran. I am very stressed and worried for them but I'm not schizophrenic."