The implant is specifically designed to be installed in the forehead. When properly installed it will allow the implantee to speak to God.
It comes in various sizes:
The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly-skilled technician.
The implant may or may not be painless. Side effects, like headaches and nausea, are temporary. Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site.
Please enjoy the security we provide for you.
Best regards,
The U.S. Marine Corps
(Hat Tip: Christie)
3 comments:
the green balistic tip will go well w/a turbin. J_1899
First, the USMC has to get "permission" to use their technology.
That priority falls far behind the following: (1) following the lead of the U.N. (2) gaining control of America's health records (3) enabling abortions (4) raising taxes (5) encouraging community organizing and (6)trips to Copenhagen for the greening of America.
I'm waiting for the DOJ to drop the gavel on the military in some significant way - more significant than prosecuting CIA. God bless our troops.
Loved this post.
Brilliant!
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