Holger Diaries: The Counter-Jihad Membership Checklist

There are hundreds of bloggers in this world that would define themselves as participating in the "Counter-Jihad." And so, one may ask, what exactly is counter-jihad and who can belong to it? First off, I just got back from dictionary.com and there is no definition of counter-jihad. So, allow me to take a stab at a definition:

Counter-Jihad: The movement of individuals who have totally committed themselves to the eradication of islamofascism and the world-wide siege of islamists seeking world surrender.

I know, we could debate that definition for weeks. What I'm more interested in is the members of this movement. There has been considerable controversy of late amongst the elite bloggers of this counter-jihad as to who should be able to be a member of the counter-jihad and who should not be allowed. Thus, I bring you ... The Counter-Jihad Membership Checklist:

You May NOT Become A Member Of The Counter-Jihad Movement If:

• You are a Belgian who wishes separation for the Flemish north and wishes to curtail the immigration of muslims to your land - that makes you a neo-Nazi


• You are a Swede who wishes to protect your country's culture and fight the rape of your nation's young women by muslims - that makes you a fascist


• You are a Brit who fights back for the backbone of Britain displayed by Winston Churchill and wish to counter attack the dhimmization of Great Britain - that makes you a Hitler sympathizer


• You are an American who wishes to limit the immigration of muslims to this land who have no desire to assimilate to America's values - that makes you a KKK member


• You are an American who fights the special privileges granted to muslims in this country - that makes you a white supremacist


• You are a Christian who, after watching your faith attacked and undermined by the courts, fights back for your faith - that makes you a right wing Christian fanatic


• You are a Christian who dares to believe in the Biblical version of Creation - that makes you an extremist theocrat


• You are a Christian or a Jew who dares question every tenet of Evolution - that makes you either a radical evangelical or a religious fanatic


• You are a Nationalist who seeks to protect the values and cultures of your society - that makes you a fascist neo-Nazi white supremacist Bible-clinging anti-Darwinist

Unfortunately, by going through the Membership Checklist myself, I have found that I do NOT qualify for membership in the Counter-Jihad. And since I'm not about to back down in my fight against islamofascism, and due to the lack of any semblance of an agreed upon definition of "Counter-Jihad", perhaps it's time for a new name for this movement.

I'll get back to you if I come up with one.