Friday, February 29, 2008

Ahmadinejad Calls Iran's Revolution " A Leap Towards Perfection For Mankind "

I swear that Ahmadinejad could be a stand up comedian. Whoever writes this guy's speech material would fit in perfectly at SNL, Mad TV or Conan O'Brien's show.
Here's that Ahmadinejad said about Iran in a speech that is here at MEMRI:

"The Islamic Revolution… Was a Long Leap towards Mankind's Reaching the Peak of Perfection""Like those great events, the Islamic Revolution, too, was a long leap towards mankind's reaching the peak of perfection… The Iranian nation, the practicing Ulema, and the followers of the idea of leadership of the blessed (Wilayah) are shouldering the responsibility of keeping on hoisting the flag of a movement whose nature is the same as the revolutions of divine Prophets.

Did you get that? All we have to do is look at Iran and we will see the perfection of mankind. When you see the homosexuals and the flirters hanging by their necks dead from cranes in the central square of Tehran...just remember, perfection.

Here's more:

"Our nation's second important mission is introducing the Islamic Revolution to the entire mankind. Today, the mankind has reached a point of dissatisfaction with the status quo of the social life and is so desperately in pursuit of better lives that the nations' minds are quite ripe for grasping such truths.
"Based on such presuppositions, the only perfect school of thought that can lead the human society towards blessed life in this world and salvation in the other world is Mohamedan Islam.

So there you have it. Ahmadinejad is demanding worldwide "introducing" of the islamic revolution - now, I'd don't know about you, but I'm a little leary of this nuclear happy midget using the word "introducing." And to think that Islam will lead us all to blessed life and salvation. Man, it gives you goose bumps doesn't it?

I wonder, this blessed life that Ahmadinejad paints that the kind of glorious life that islam has presented to:

  • The innocent women and children in the pet market square in Iraq who were blown into chunks by a Mohammedan suicide bomber?

  • The Buddhist monks in Thailand that were beheaded?

  • The woman raped in Saudi Arabia who was convicted of wanting it and deserving it?

  • The innocent children who are placed in front of Taliban huts to bear the brunt of 30 mm shellings?

You know, years ago I was doing a bit of homework on Hitler and the Nazis and I asked myself how in the world the people of Europe and America could have possibly allowed Hitler to get as far as he did before they reacted and fought back. It baffled me. Now I understand. I am no longer baffled.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

If Islam is perfection for mankind, then it really is time for another rock to fall, in the same manner that happened 64 million years ago. I would rather struggle through my mundane, imperfect life, thank you very much.