As The 'C.A.I.R.' Turns, Pt.2

It's time for Doug. Doug Hooper, your basic white American television producer located in Minneapolis-St. Paul, apparently decided one day to convert to islam, change his name to Ibrahim Hooper and ended up as the talking puppet for C.A.I.R.

Hooper is basically in charge of fabricating, minimizing and spinning over at C.A.I.R. When the true muslims make mistakes in speeches, it's up to Douglas, sorry...Ibrahim...the IgotAnIslamNameInACerealBox spokesman to cover it up, deny it or bury it.

Hooper's role is basically Director of Camouflage. He's the spokeman because he looks like a Swede from Minnesota (up Brainerd way, yah shure). C.A.I.R. uses him like a old shoe. Chances are good that Ibrahim has never actually been to one of the "real" C.A.I.R. meetings.

Anyway, here's some gems from Ibrahim "Doug was good enough for my Mom" Hooper:

Islam is an ideology. It's not a race. You can be a bigot. Maybe we should discuss whether Mr. Prager believes in anti-Muslim bigotry. But we have get on a daily basis things like, kill Mecca Monkeys, Islamo-Nazi rag heads. A message on a Web site supporting Mr. Prager's column said, Muslims are al Qaeda and al Qaeda are Muslim. Let's be done with it and kill them all. (Paula Zahn Interview)

** NOTE! Ibrahim Hooper said islam is an ideology!!!!! You heard it here first!

But somebody's got to speak out against this kind of bigotry. And unfortunately that's our role. (John King Interview)

And people of other faiths have an obligation to learn more about Islam and Muslims so that these kinds of things don't happen in the future. (John King Interview)

"How can these elected representatives legitimize this kind of hate speech by appearing on the same platform with Islamophobes and Muslim-bashers?" (AP)

"We are similar to a Muslim NAACP," (ABC)

no Muslims today would call themselves Wahhabis (Chico ER.com)

We’re not in the business of condemning (Front Page Magazine)

"I wouldn't want to create the impression that I wouldn't like the government of the United States to be Islamic sometime in the future. But I'm not going to do anything violent to promote that. I'm going to do it through education." [1]
(Mnneapolis Star Tribune)

to my knowledge we [CAIR] don't take money from the government of Saudi Arabia
(MSNBC)