The REAL Reset

If, at first, you don't secede. Try, try again.#Election2020 #StopTheSteaI #BidenCheated2020 #secede

— HolgerAwakens (@HolgerAwakens) December 20, 2020

Really? Little Helen Keller Is Under the Bus Now Too?

 

Story

George Soros Ends Up In the Middle of a Patriots Rally, Discovers How Biden's Call For "Unity" Is Coming Along

So Much For Taking the High Road

 

Hilarity Ensued ( Blog comment of the week at Gateway Pundit)

Robert James  

Nedd Kareiva 

• 8 hours ago 

Wasn't it Dr. Jill Biden who did the surgery to remove Whoopee Goldberg's penis?  

25 • Reply • Share ›

Heads or Tails?

 

Merry Christmas!

 

How Do You Spell Relief?

 

A Mask, By Any Other Name

 

Tweet of the Month

I'm a 68 yr old man, I work 7 days a week. I survived cancer and I'm in a remission on a immune disease. I am a farmer / rancher. I'm a believer in Jesus Christ as my savior, I'm a friend to all. I enjoy people, no politician is telling me what I can do.

— USA Trump Man 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 (@USATRUMPMAN1) December 14, 2020

It's Only Fair

 

Biden's America

 

Jaw Dropping

 So, a man enters Heaven and has his first face to face with God.  God says to him "what did you like best about your life on Earth which I gave you?"  The man shifts his feet and says "I really loved music, Father.  In fact, now that I'm in Heaven, do you think You could play me some electric guitar?"  God kind of smirked at him and replied "You want to hear God playing the electric guitar?"  The man nods.  God looks at him with a sparkle in His eyes and says "You already heard me play - it was London, 1983."  As the man turned to leave, God whispered to him..."by the way, have you ever heard My Son play the drums?"

The Good Old Days

 

Pretenders

 

How Good Is Your Memory?

 

Pitchforks and Politicians

 

Down Boy, Down!

 

Lost In the Abyss of Insignificance

Before y'all get too excited or bent out of shape over Time Magazine's "Person of the Year" cover, just remember Hillary Clinton's book "What Happened" sold more copies than that Time magazine will.

— HolgerAwakens (@HolgerAwakens) December 11, 2020

Get To the BACK of the Line, Tool

 

Egg Too Yung?

More than once, I’ve said “screw the Chinese communists.”

Little did I know how closely Swalwell was listening.

— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) December 10, 2020

COVID-induced Disorientation

 

The Bolsheviks Are Coming! The Bolsheviks Are Coming!

Nobody should have to take on debt to get a public college degree!

— Jon Ossoff (@ossoff) November 16, 2020

Climate Change: Act Now or It's All Over

 

Mask By Design

 

The Black Pit

Just a friendly reminder for @Alyssa_Milano when she lectures Americans on gun control

Her vagina has TWO more kills than EVERY firearm I own

— 🇺🇸🍺🇺🇸President Elect Sean🇺🇸🍺🇺🇸 (@PISDI94_96) November 25, 2020

Something's Rotten In Detroit (and Atlanta...and Philly...and Phoenix...and Vegas...)

 Election Year           Total Votes For President (nationwide)            % Increase

 

 2020                                              153,967,000                                  +19.5%

 2016                                              128,750,000                                         +01.5%

 2012                                              126,800,000                                         -02.0%

 2008                                              129,300,000                                         +07%

 2004                                              121,200,000 

For Those Nights When Your "Wife" Has Another Adam's Apple Shaving Scheduled

 

Yeah, What Smokey Said

 

That BRUTAL Main Stream Media

Today Biden was asked the toughest question that will be thrown at him in the next four years by the Media. If you missed it, brace yourself. As Biden exited his vehicle with his "boot" on the one reporter yelled out the cutting edge question:
"How's your foot?"

— HolgerAwakens (@HolgerAwakens) December 1, 2020

Journalism 101

Here's the deal. Thousands of 20 year olds go to college, smoke weed all day and stand with a protest sign each day. Then they find out they can get paid a salary to do that the rest of their lives. That's how we get journalists.

— HolgerAwakens (@HolgerAwakens) November 20, 2020