To All Asylum Seekers In America - Welcome and Here's What Expected of You

You are in America now.  And here is what is expected from each and every one of you:

• You will pledge allegiance to the United States of America and no other country. 
• You will assimilate to the American culture
• You will respect and follow the laws of our country
• You will learn, follow and protect the Constitution
• You will honor the American flag, Old Glory and refuse to kneel, harm or in any other way disrespect our flag
• You will work and contribute to this country - if you are disabled, we have a safety net for you but that disability best be real
• You will be expected to give your life for America if called upon
• You will actively engage and fight all enemies of America
• You will learn and use the language of America - the English language