TO: Hillary Clinton
FROM: Holger Awakens
RE: The Election
Hillary, as you retire to bed each night in your latest nightly drunken stupor....as you try to work the remote for the television with a hand shaking from tremors....as you lay there and hear your husband in the next room whacking off to texts from a high school senior....just keep telling yourself this:
You won the popular vote.
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