Libya's Gadaffi Tries To Convert 500 Female Italian Escorts To Islam

I know, I know...this could be a SNL skit. Ummm....don't forget, the United Nations actually gave this clown the stage recently and let him talk for hours.

Anyway, as if the world needed any more evidence that Libya's leader Muammar Gadaffi is full blown nuts, looney tunes crazy, the Libyan madman actually invited 500 Italian women to an event - they basically were hired escorts - and at the event, good old Muammar donned his best Quranic face and tried to convert these good Catholic girls to Islam! I swear, I'm not lying. It's right here from Times Online:

Colonel Muammar Gaddafi invites 500 Italian women to villa and lectures them on Islam

Colonel Muammar Gaddafi invited hundreds of attractive Italian "hostesses" to a villa in Rome last night for an evening at which he urged them to convert to Islam and told them Christianity was based on a fraud, Italian reports said today.
The Libyan leader is in Italy to attend a United Nations summit on world food security. Reports said that Colonel Gaddafi's aides phoned an agency which provides elegantly dressed young women to act as hospitality staff at events.
The agency was asked to send 500 women to the residence of Hafed Gaddur, the Libyan ambassador in Rome, where Colonel Gaddafi is staying, over a series of evenings during the three day summit.
The agency advertised for "500 pleasing girls between 18 and 35 years of age, at least one metre 70 high." The women were asked to dress elegantly but soberly, with both miniskirts and cleavage-revealing decolletage firmly banned.

Those who replied were offered €60 (£53) to attend an evening at the villa for an "exchange of opinions" and to "receive a Libyan gift", which turned out to be a copy of the Koran. They were given nothing to eat or drink, however.
Paola Lo Mele, a journalist with the Italian news agency ANSA who posed as a hostess to enter the villa, said the 200 women who attended yesterday had to pass through metal detectors, before being ushered by white turbanned Libyan staff into a "sumptuous drawing room" with white and red divans arranged in a semi-circle in front of Colonel Gaddafi. He arrived an hour late. He sat next to an interpreter and two of his renowned female guards.
The Libyan leader said it was "untrue that Islam is against women" according to Corriere della Sera. He urged the women to convert to Islam, pointing out that whereas there were four different Gospels, there was only one Koran.
He then observed — to "general incredulity" — that Christ had not died on the Cross and been resurrected, as Christians believe, because the person crucified had been "a look-alike" who was substituted for the real Jesus.
"Convert to Islam. Jesus was sent to the Jews, not for you. Mohammed, on the other hand, was sent for all human beings," he reportedly said. "Whoever goes in a different direction than Mohammed is wrong. God's religion is Islam, and whoever follows a different one, in the end, will lose," Colonel Gaddafi added, according to La Stampa.
He said women must do only "what their physical condition allows them", and spoke about the role that women played during the Second World War. He claimed that in the West women "have often been used as pieces of furniture, changed whenever it pleases men. And this is an injustice." He then invited the women to travel to the Islamic holy city of Mecca in Saudi Arabia.
As the soiree broke up at midnight he handed out copies of the Koran, his own Green Book on the Libyan revolution, and a pamphlet entitled How to be a Muslim.
Colonel Gaddafi, noted for his eccentric behaviour, aroused hackles in Italy in June when he arived for celebrations marking an historic Italian-Libyan reconciliation accord with a photograph pinned to his chest of a Libyan national hero executed by Italian Fascist troops during Italy's occupation of Libya.
The food summit was inaugurated at the Rome headquarters of the UN Food and Agriculture organisation (FAO) this morning by Pope Benedict XVI. It is attended by the leaders of 100 countries including Colonel Gaddafi, Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva of Brazil, Hosni Mubarak of Egypt, Hugo Chavez of Venezuela, and President Robert Mugabe of Zimbabwe.
Mr Mugabe arrived in Rome at the weekend with an entourage of sixty and his wife Grace. Because of his human rights record Mr Mugabe has been barred from travelling to the European Union since 2002, but is allowed to attend United Nations meetings. He has twice used this loophole to attend FAO food summits in Rome.
The summit opening was also attended by Silvio Berlusconi, the increasingly beleagured Italian Prime Minister, who was due to go on trial today in Milan for corruption in the first case to be resumed since he lost his immunity from prosecution last month. The trial involves alleged tax fraud and false accounting in the purchase of film rights in the United States by Mediaset, Mr Berlusconi's television company.
Mr Berlusconi's lawyers said that he would not be in the dock today as he has to attend the world food summit. The hearings were postponed until January because of his Prime Ministerial duties.
Mr Berlusconi was the only G8 head of government to attend today's gathering on the plight of the world's one billion starving people. Fabio De Pasquale, the Milan prosecutor, said there was no reason why Mr Berlusconi could not have attended this morning's hearing and still returned to Rome in time to go to the summit.
Mr Berlusconi is making a last ditch attempt to avoid conviction by rushing a bill through Parliament shortening the lengths of trials for offences carrying a sentence of ten years or less. This would mean the collapse of the Mediaset tax fraud trial as well as another trial, due to resume on 27 November, in which Mr Berlusconi is accused of having given a $600,000 (£358,000) bribe to David Mills, his former British tax adviser and estranged husband of Tessa Jowell, the Olympics Minister.
The move has run into objections from within Mr Berlusconi's own ranks as well as the opposition that it is "unconstitutional", however.