Pants On Fire

State Coronavirus Shutdown: Day 1 versus Day 7

Day 1

Day7

Oh.....NOW You're For It!

It Takes a .....

Do not worry, Mr. and Mrs. Parent in America - if your child is kept home from school, feel free to continue your lifestyle of sitting on the couch, scratching off pull tabs and downing a quart of Ripple, as "the village" will take care of your kids.

Easy Does It

The Biden Resume'

In 8 years as Vice President of this country, Joe Biden was given only 3 jobs by President Obama:

1. Oversee the spending of the $850 billion Stimulus Bill
2. Take over control of relations with Ukraine
3. Make a speech at the 50th anniversary of the Atlantic Council

This is how Joe Biden performed in each of these three roles.

Stimulus Bill:

• Joe Biden was tasked with overseeing the spending of the $850 billion Stimulus Bill legislation.  To this day, there has NEVER been an official accounting of the monies spent.  Biden made no report.  We simply have no idea where the bulk of nearly $1 trillion was spent.

 Ukraine:

• Well, most of you know how it turned out when Obama put "Sheriff Joe" in charge of Ukraine. One accomplishment that Biden DID have, of course, was to land a cushy job for his boy over there and then protect his kid's job using his position in government

Atlantic Council:

• Only Joe Biden could turn a simple speech at the Atlantic Council anniversary gala into a complete outing of the Navy SEALs who had taken out Osama bin Laden the week prior. Every other person in the U.S. government, including all in the Armed Services, who knew that in fact SEAL Team Six had accomplished the mission kept their mouths shut because it was a matter of life and death for that special ops team.  But Biden, oh not Joe, "that's just Joe being Joe" had to play the big shot name dropper and outed the team and led to their deaths. 

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Let Me Tell You About The Old Days . . .

The Plain Truth

Look In the Mirror

JOEMENTIA

Pssssssst......

Set the Record Straight

The Democrat Version of Tolerance

It's Only Fair

Passionate Joe

CNN Headline: "Impeachment debate offered another reminder GOP is old, white and male"

Don't F*ck With Mother Russia

Erdogan and his delegation travelled to Moscow to meet with Putin. Putin had them stand under the statue of Catherine II, the Empress of Russia who crushed the Ottoman Empire in the Russo-Turkish War (1768–1774). It doesn’t get more humiliating than this for Erdogan.


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TP? We Don't Need No Steenkin' TP!

In 10 seasons of the Walking Dead, not once, did I see them risking their lives fighting a herd of zombies to get toilet paper.

— Catturd ™ (@catturd2) March 14, 2020

Biden 2020 Presidential Media Blitz

Biden 2020

Hypocrisy of the Left - Edition #37

Have you ever noticed that the Left and the LGBTQ nazis give the black community a free pass for hating on gays?




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Feel the Bern

The S̶t̶e̶p̶f̶o̶r̶d̶ Bernie Voters

Say Cheese

Some Things Don't Age Well

Brian Williams' Journalism Professor Always Said That Brian Struggled With Math

MSNBC’s Brian Williams: "Bloomberg spent $500 million on ads. U.S. Population, 327 million. He could have given each American $1 million"

NYT Ed. Board’s Mara Gay: “It’s an incredible way of putting it. It’s true. It’s disturbing”

Paging @AndrewYang pic.twitter.com/uidqYGmYDI

— Chris Stigall (@ChrisStigall) March 6, 2020

(Hat Tip: SmokieinTX)

Apparently White Is NOT All Right

You Don't Suppose They All Have iPhones? Do Most of Their Shopping at Amazon?

Game. Set. Match.

Babies 4 Bernie

The Leftist Elite

Biden:  That's right Mr. Black Voter - shake my hand and vote like your group is SUPPOSED to and I'll ignore the shit out of you and the fact that you even exist.

Decisions, Decisions