
Okay, I know you people are busy, so I have below the "Cliff Notes" version of what President Barack Hussein Obama said today at his press conference where he was to detail the failings of our security systems against terror attacks. Here's the gist of it:
Obama said (paraphrased): We fucked up. We had all of the necessary information needed on the bomber aboard NW Flight #253 but no one had put all of the pieces of the puzzle together. In other words, folks, I have installed mostly bureaucrats throughout my security defense departments and since they usually don't take any kind of initiative or action without someone holding their hand, they were just sitting on the information regarding the bomber because their superiors were busy helping me ensure that the American revolution towards a Marxist socialist society is on track.
We had leads that this attack would occur but no one felt the need to wrap their arms around the threat and act upon it. It's unfortunate but this is not uncommon when dealing with individuals who are more concerned about ensuring the common good than than the safety of the people.
From now on, I will take responsibilities for any failures in our security but I'm sure that won't happen because I had a real "talking to" with the people involved in this lapse of performance.
There you have it folks. Words from Teh One. Y'all feel safe as a bug in a rug now, dontcha?
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